Dear Future Alpha Hare(s),

This is a standard message to notify you of the current Hangover Hash House Harriers Mismanagment

Hare Policies.

  1. 1. There are two standard formats for H4 Brunch Hashes.

    1. $5 Trail/ Brunch Not Included by Hares- In this format, hares must find a suitable ON ON ON Brunch location that will take a reservation for a minimum of 20 wankers. $150 will be provided for hares to provide beer and a few snacks for 40 to 60 wankers (180 beers is usually a safe bet so we don’t run out). It is also traditional to provide at least one shot on trail. Additionally, one shot or a bottle of your favorite liquor at the ON IN is encouraged for all to enjoy... especially when wankers receive their 21 run shot glass down downs. Receipt verification must be provided for $150 reimbursement. Following payment, any leftovers will stay with the hash for the following trail. If making a reservation at a restaurant. Make 4-6 reservations of tables of six. This will allow quicker seating, the food to come out faster, and ease of splitting/paying the bill.

    2. $10 Trail/ Brunch Included by Hares- In this format, hares provide brunch at an On In location such as a backyard or other suitable area. $250 will be provided for hares to provide beer, a few snacks and brunch for 40 to 60 wankers (180 beers is usually a safe bet so we don’t run out). It is also traditional to provide at least one shot on trail.

    Additionally, one shot or a bottle of your favorite liquor at the ON IN is encouraged for all to enjoy... especially when wankers receive their 21 run shot glass down downs. Receipt verification must be provided for $250 reimbursement. Following payment, any leftovers will stay with the hash for the following trail.

  2. . In case of larger than 60-person turnout…

    1. Additional beer and snacks/food will be provided by the hash through the discretion of the Joint Masters.

  3. Hares are responsible for their own flour, chalk or other trail marking tools.

    1. This will not be provided by mismanagement so come prepared the morning of!

  4. A maximum of four hares will have free sign-in at hash cash.

    1. If you have over four hares total, it is up to the alpha hare to decide who will receive the free sign in.

  5. Pre-lube is up to the alpha hare.

    1. Pre-lube happens Saturday night before the hash. Alpha hare will pick the location, type (party, bar crawl, etc.), and time.

Thank you for your effort in giving back to the hash and providing another awesome "shitty" trail event for H4 and the DC hashing community.

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