#18 Outgoing AGM Trail and BBQ by the Lake

H4 Prelube #18
Friday 8:00pm- September 6, 2013
Fells Point Bar Crawl
This is not the official start of AGM, but we are going to party anyway!
Schedule:
8pm- The Wharf Rat
9pm- The Point in Fells
10pm- Slainte Irish Pub
11pm- Woody’s Rum Bar
12mid- DogWatch
1am- One-Eyed Mike’s
 
Directions… It is like a 1.5 mile walk to get to Fells Point from the hotel so do a drunk walk in a group (the best way to do it!), grab a taxi, water taxi from the inner harbor or use the bus. Get your ass there somehow!
Crawl Start Address: The Wharf Rat… 801 South Ann Street, Baltimore, MD 21231
(Thanks to Penis de Gallo for the Planning)
 
**Morning of Trail Prelube Saturday, September 7, 2013 in Hashpitality Suite room #108 will be available at 10AM and again available between Saturday trail and Power Plant Live as well as anytime that Whale’s Vagina is in there. Feel free to wake his ass up!**
 
H4 Trail #18 (Official AGM Check-in)
Saturday 1:33pm Hares, 2:00pm-ish Pack Away- September 7, 2013
$0.00 US (if you already have a rego)
$10.00 US (if you don’t, badass giveaway not included)
Follow the link at the top of the page to get Rego! Online orders close at noon on Friday!
A to A’
Bag Vehicle Provided
 
Theme:
Outgoing AGM Trail and BBQ by the Lake
 
Hare(s):
Grinding Nemo, Whale’s Vagina, Pebbles for Pussy, Camo Sutra, Grannies and Trannies OH MY
 
Start:
The Maryland Zoo in Baltimore
Front Entrance area near zoo parking lots
1876 Mansion House Dr, Baltimore MD 2117
(Zoo address is not accurate for front gate, follow signs for zoo to park by entrance)
 
On On On:
BBQ by Druid Lake (Sundial Grove)
 
Specials:
Everything!
 
Parking:
Parking is always FREE at the Zoo. Another option would be to park closer to Druid Lake on Swann Dr if you want to be closer to end circle, but it is walkable distance regardless.
 
Metro Accessibility:
Yes, Druid Hill Park where the Zoo is located is only about 3.5 blocks northeast of Mondawmin Station. Service is supposed to run on 11 minute headways during the weekends.
 
*Gutterballs brought us the info that DC SmarTrip cards work in B’more’s system as well! Bring SmarTrip!*
 
D'Erections:
Driving Directions: http://www.marylandzoo.org/visitor-information/directions/
 
Metro Directions from Hotel:  Walk south (left out of hotel) on The Fallsway approximately four blocks to Shot Tower Station, Take Subway toward Owings Mills until you get to Mondawmin Station. Get out at Mondawmin Station and walk across Reisterstown Rd making a right (east) up Liberty Heights Ave for three blocks, Cross Auchentoroly Terrace and enter Druid Hill Park. You should see the zoo parking and entrance ahead on the left.
 
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle- 6
Turkey- 6
Penguin- 4
 
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 5.00 Miles
Turkey- 4.50 Miles
Penguin- 2.75 Miles
 
Dog Friendly:
Dogs are welcome, but pick up their shit or we’ll get a fine.
 
Stroller Friendly:
Yes
 
More Info:
Remember that hash hotel is Sleep Inn Inner Harbor at 301 The Fallsway, Baltimore, MD 21202. This is a strategic location for a close walk to Power Plant Live Saturday Night and the Metro to get to Trail Saturday Day! If you are enjoying the Hashpitality Suite Saturday Morning or just drinking indulging at the BBQ, please be safe (is that possible in B’more?) and use the Metro.
 
The Hashpitality Suite will have special engraved H4 Wine bottles (courtesy of Too Good!) filled with mixed drinks available for $20. Proceeds benefit this year’s Red Dress charity, the Gary Sinise Foundation. The Foundation aids in helping our nation’s defenders, veterans and first responders and their families. We have a goal to contribute $500 to the Red Dress Run Charity this year.
 
In other charity efforts, free Admission Hustler Club Passes ($25 value) will be available at hashpitality suite courtesy of Just JJ.
 
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