#33 Double Fister: Camo’s Revenge

H4 Prelube #33: You'll want to be (pre)lubed for trail 33.

Saturday 7:00PM - August 23rd, 2014

We will be playing mini-golf! It's time to show your mad skillz on the green at Great Waves Water Park. We will meet at 7PM. They also have batting cages. Also, feel free to enjoy the water park area during the day! I don't think they sell booze at the park, so make sure you bring your own...um...water. Yeah it's just water, I swear! We will head out to a bar after minigolf (location TBD).

4001 Eisenhower Avenue, Alexandria 22304, Alexandria, VA
http://www.greatwaveswaterpark.com/pricing-season-passings/miniature-golf-fees/

H4 Trail #33: Double Fister: Camo’s Revenge (and we dragged Nub along too)
Sunday 10:00AM - August 24th, 2014

It's Hangover's 33rd trail! That means it's gonna be pretty rough and you will be walking funny for the next few days. (And you will likely be filled with regret once you're too deep to turn back.)

Important Info - THIS IS YOUR WARNING! It is up front so you don't miss it.
Turkeys & Eagles have a 1/4 mile open water swim. (We will have a canoe at the cross point. It is there for safety, not to transport your ass across the river. Again, CANOE IS THERE FOR SAFETY, NOT TO TRANSPORT YOUR ASS ACROSS THE RIVER!) Bring your finest water wings. For turkeys & eagles who do not swim well/cannot swim, there will be a work-around. Work-around still in the works, so stay tuned!

This is a ball-buster for everyone; Eagle is a half marathon, Turkey is 8 miles, Penguin is 6 miles long. 
Fister designed the trail so someone might get seriously injured.
Camo is haring so someone might get seriously injured.
Imagine all the hazards of a normal trail times a half marathon, plus a long swim. There is also an optional Super-Stupid Eagle that involves technical scrambling along a cliff face.
A camelbak is highly recommend if you have one. We will have water at every beer and shot check, but you will be hashing a long fucking trail in August. Also, camelbacks have the added bonus of being buoyant! (did we mention the swim?)
There is PI on trail (not on-purpose, but you're bound to run into it), as well as various forms of insect life.

And now for the fun stuff, on trail there will be:

  • Beer
  • Rope Swing
  • Beer
  • Awesome Scenery
  • Shot Quest!
  • Challenge
  • Whiskey
  • Danger
  • Food
  • Beer

In the end, you will be able to say you hashed through some lunatic shiggy in the jurisdictions of DC, Maryland, and Virginia all on one tough ball-buster of a trail.

Trail Details:
Sunday August 24th
$5.00
A to Z
Hares away - 9:45AM
Pack away - 10:00AM

Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle - 13.2 miles
Turkey - 9 miles
Penguin - 6 miles

Start: 
Parking area near the swimming pool at Donaldson Run Park
2729 N Marcey Rd, Arlington, VA 22207

There will also be a ride from Courthouse Metro Station (see D'Erections)

Theme:
Double Fister: Camo’s Revenge
(and we dragged Nub along with us)

Hares:
Fister Roboto, Camo Sutra, Wookin Pa Nub

D'Erections:
Driving:
From DC: Cross Chain Bridge Rd. Continue on N Glebe Rd. Make slight right on Military Rd. Turn left onto N Marcey Rd. Watch for Wankers by the pool parking pot.

From South: Drive North on 395 and take exit 8B for VA 27 toward Rosslyn. Merge onto S Washington Blvd. Take ramp to 66 W/495/Spout R*n Pkwy. Merge onto GW Pkwy. Exit on left onto N Spout R*n Pkwy toward I-66W. Keep right to continue toward Lorcom Ln. Turn right on N Nelly Curtis Dr. Continue onto Military Rd. Turn Rught onto N Marcey Rd. Watch for Wankers by the pool parking pot.

From Maryland: Go North on 295 and continue to 395 S. Take exit 10C for George Washington Memorial Pkwy. Exit on left onto N Spout R*n Pkwy toward I-66W. Keep right to continue toward Lorcom Ln. Turn right on N Nelly Curtis Dr. Continue onto Military Rd. Turn Rught onto N Marcey Rd. Watch for Wankers by the pool parking pot.

GPS Coordinates: 38.9102, -77.1094 or 38°54'37"N 77°06'34"W

Parking:
Yay for State Parks!! Parking is free. We will circle up by the pool.

Metro: 
We will have a creepy van that will give a ride from Courthouse Metro station (Orange/Silver line) at 9:30am sharp - NOT HASH TIME - at 9:31am the van will not be there and you'll need to take a taxi to start (about $15). Look for marks from the main entrance by Clarendon Blvd and N. Uhle St.

On On Brunch:
Irish Inn at Glen Echo
6119 Tulane Ave,
Glen Echo, MD 20812

Specials: We are working on Specials. We will let you know when it is all nailed down.

Dog Friendly/Stroller Friendly:

Trail involves a 1/4 mile swim, Eagle is a half marathon, and Super-Stupid Eagle involves rock scrambling. Your dog is not 1970's animated dog super-hero, Dynomutt, does not wear a cape, and does not have rockets in it’s paws. This trail is an opportunity to prove how tough/stupid you are. Don’t do that to your pup.  They aren’t welcome at the On-In either.

Return to start/metro:

The creepy van will provide rides back to start and the metro after end circle and again after brunch

On "Day of Rest….. Fuck Th@t!" On.