H4 Trail #4
Sunday 10:00 AM- November 4th, 2012
A to B
Presidential PreEjaculection and Poolicktical Awareness Trail
Grinding Nemo, Pebbles for Pussy, Mr. E. Hare
King Street Metro
1900 King Street
Alexandria, Virginia 22314, United States
(Across Diagonal Street near water fountain)
On On On Brunch:
The Light Horse
715 King Street
Alexandria, VA 22314
$5 Bloody Marys and Mimosas
$6 Specialty Cocktails (normally $12)
Yay for Sunday!!!
Free parking at metro on Sundays. Most on-street parking is free on Sundays.
Side streets may be easier to find parking than King St. itself. Park near The Light Horse as a good location to have your car between start and finish and near brunch.
Yes, walk through the parking lot and cross Diagonal Street
From King Street Metro- See above (marked to start)
For driving, from 495 near Woodrow Wilson Bridge, take Hwy 1 North (Exit 177B) until you reach King St. Make a left and you will see King Street Metro a few blocks down in front of a giant monument called the Washington Masonic Temple. You can’t miss it!
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 5.5 Miles
Turkey- 4.4 Miles
Penguin- 2.8 Miles
Dog Friendly on Trail. A couple areas you might have to go around a block or two to avoid trail that has signs hating on pets (tell your politicians you want equal rights for pets!) No dogs inside for brunch.
Bag vehicle provided. Wear your left over presidential Halloween/bank robbery masks. You are encouraged to bring whatever political paraphernalia you have. Slap a bumper sticker on your ass or make a campaign sign calling for legalizing public drunkenness and nudity.We will be passing by polling locations, so make your opinions known! Hopefully the waters of Sandy will recede before our trail, and we chose The Light Horse safe up on the hill as opposed to a place like Chadwick’s which may be turned into an aquarium this week! See you Sunday!
On "Day of Rest… F@ck That!" On