#44 Down the Rabbit Hole

H4 Prelube #44
Saturday 6:00pm, March 15th, 2015
Looking Glass Lounge, 3634 Georgia Avenue Northwest, Washington, DC
Happy Hour until 8:00, DJ starts at 10:00
$4 pints until 8PM

H4 Trail #44
Sunday 10:00am, March 15th, 2015 (note to easily confused... day AFTER prelube )
$5.00 US and BRING YOUR METRO CARD, you’ll need it!
A to B

Theme
Down the Rabbit Hole

After all, we are the March Hares so let us bring you on a trip through DC’s version of wonderland with shot checks to match the tale.  All will follow the White Rabbit down the Rabbit Hole and trace the path of the story with seven manned, themed shot checks by the hares (eagles will get all seven, turkeys will get five and penguins will get four). 

Hares(s)
Cherry “White Rabbit” Peddler, Bitch “Caterpillar” Ditcher, Straight “Cheshire Cat” in the Navy, “Vagina “Madhatter” Repellent, 2 Good “Queen of Hearts” 2 Swallow, Pounding my “Alice” Privates

Start
Shaw Dog Park/Cardoza Playground, 1673 11th Street Northwest, Washington, DC

Metro Accessibility
Go to the Shaw-Howard University Metro (green/yellow lines).  Head south on 7th St NW toward S St NW, Turn right onto R St NW, Turn left onto 11th St NW and you’re there.

D'Erections
From the South (Virginians): Take I-95 N to I-395 N, Take the US-1 N exit on the left toward Downtown, Continue onto U.S. 1/4th St SW, Continue straight onto 14th St NW, Turn right onto New York Ave NW, Turn left onto 13th St NW, At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto Rhode Island Ave NW, Turn left onto 11th St NW
From the South (Marylanders): Take I-295 N, Take the exit on the left toward Interstate 395/nterstate 695/apitol Hill, Continue onto I-695, Merge onto I-395 S, Take the Maine Ave exit, Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 12th St and merge onto 12th St Expy, Merge onto 12th St NW, Turn right onto K St NW, Turn left at the 1st cross street onto US-29 N/1th St NW, Continue straight onto 11th St NW
From the West: Take onto I-66, Take the E Street/nterstate 66 E exit on the left, Keep right, follow signs for E Street, Continue onto E Street Expressway, Continue onto E St NW, Turn left onto 18th St NW, Turn right onto US-29 N/ St NW, Turn left onto 13th St NW, At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto Rhode Island Ave NW, Turn left onto 11th St NW
From the East: Take US-50 W, Turn right onto Florida Ave NE, Turn right onto 3rd StNW, Turn left onto Rhode Island Ave NW, Turn right onto 11th St NW

Parking
Limited street parking so metro if you can.  There are also a few schools nearby where you can find parking.

On On On Brunch
The Wonderland Ballroom, 1101 Kenyon Street Northwest, Washington, DC ‎
http://www.thewonderlandballroom.com/menu/

Trail Length (Approx)
Eagle- 7ish miles
Turkey- 5ish miles
Penguin 3ish miles 

Shiggy Rating (we’re sad that we don’t have shiggy but that means there is no excuse to not come in costume!) 
Eagle- ? (maybe between Woodley Park and Ditcher’s stop)
Turkey- 0
Penguin- 0

Dog Friendly/Stroller Friendly
Not the best idea downtown but doable and don’t bring a stroller on eagle.

Notes
BRING YOUR METRO CARD – YOU WILL NEED IT!  Put $5 on it and you should have enough to do trail and metro back to the start after brunch.  This is 2Good’s last hare before she heads back to Korea where she and Cherry routinely took the metro on trail (back then it was about 50 cents to get anywhere in the city) so we’re giving you a taste of our experiences.  Just pay attention to the “dead hares” or chalk marks to make sure you take the right trains or you’ll be LLMF.