#48 The Lesbians Procreated Trail

H4 Prelube #48:
Saturday 8:00 PM - July 11th, 2015

Not too many people got a chance to enjoy the Biergarten Haus last fall and we've had quite a few requests for it. It has Bier in the name and a FANTASTIC patio. (Also, potato pancakes...just sayin.) 
Biergarten Haus
1355 H St NE
Washington, DC 20002

H4 Trail #48
Sunday 10:00 AM - July 12th, 2015
USD $5.00
A to A'
Hares away - 10:00 AM
Pack away - 10:15 AM

Theme:
The Lesbians Procreated Trail (brought to you by Science)
Come out and celebrate a new addition to the pack- Just Maxton (spawn of Justin Beaver and WAMPCO) gets named!

Start: 
National Arboretum (Parking lot next to the New York Ave entrance)
3501 New York Ave NE
Washington, DC 20002

Hare(s):
Camo Sutra, All The Way In, French Toasted, Dude That Guy

Metro Accessibility:
It's about a mile or two away from Rhode Island Metro...so not really

D'Erections:
Car: Go North on I-295 and continue North on DC HWY 295. Take left exit for Benning Rd. In a mile and a half turn right on 17th st. Turn right onto Bladensburg RD. Turn right onto New York Ave. Turn right into the Arboretum parking lot. You have not found start. 
If you entered through the R St entrance, hang a left and keep going until you find hashers.

Parking:
Free and plentiful!!!

Trail Length (Approx): 
Eagle-6ish miles
Turkey-5.5ish miles
Penguin-2.25ish miles

Shiggy Rating (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwhacking) 
Eagle-6
Turkey-6
Penguin-2

Dog Friendly/Stroller Friendly:
Dogs allowed in the arboretum, but it will be hot, so leave them at home.
Penguin is stroller friendly. There will be a few stairs, but nothin difficult.

Brunch: 
Biergarten House
1355 H St NE
Washington, DC 20002
(Ohhh...look! Bier again!)

Other Info:
Some of the trail will be through the Arboretum exhibits. Please respect the area and don't trample the pretty plants. 
Bring you drinking vessel. We aren't supposed to have booze in the Arboretum, but some rules are meant to be broken (but seriously, don't trample the displays.)

On - Day of Rest, Fuck Th@t - On!