#5 Happy Hungover Hanukkah Hash

H4 Trail #5
Sunday 10:00 AM- December 9th, 2012
$5.00 US
A to A
 
Theme:
Happy Hungover Hanukkah Hash
 
Hare(s):
G.T.O., Brown Eye for the Gay Guy, Bloody Rabid Rabbit, Deep Throat, Vagina Repellant
 
Start:
Betty Blume Park
99 Balmoral Drive W
Oxon Hill, MD 20745
 
On On On Brunch:
Public Bar- National Harbor
 
Brunch Specials:
Build Your Own Bloody Mary Bar
http://www.publichousenationalharbor.com/menus/29-sunday-brunch
And later… Unlimited Coors Light drafts and wings for $25 during any NFL games!
 
Parking:
Free parking along both Balmoral Dr E or W. Don’t pay to park in National Harbor!
 
Metro Accessibility:
No but you could take the Metro to King Street, Trolly to the Old Town Water Front, Taxi Boat to National Harbor and follow a path behind a lake and through the woods to Betty Blume Park we go… or carpool! Trail is worth it.
 
D'Erections:
From I-495 in Virgina- Heading East toward Woodrow Wilson Bridge, take the local outer lanes of the beltway to exit 2A National Harbor. Follow this to Harbor View Ave. Go up the hill and make a right on Oxon Hill Rd. Take the third right on Balmoral Dr E or if you miss that, take a right on Panorama Dr (then right on River Hill, left on Alexandria Dr and right on Balmoral Dr. W). Either will get you there. Despite what your GPS says, it is easier to get there by just taking Balmoral Dr E. Go to the bottom of the hill and you will see the park.
From I-495 in Maryland- Heading West toward Woodrow Wilson Bridge, take the local outer lanes of the beltway to exit 3 toward Indian Head. Merge onto MD-210/Indian Head Hwy. Take MD-414/Oxon Hill Rd ramp. Turn left on Oxon Hill rd. Take the third right on Balmoral Dr E or if you miss that, take a right on Panorama Dr (then right on River Hill, left on Alexandria Dr and right on Balmoral Dr. W). Either will get you there. Despite what your GPS says, it is easier to get there by just taking Balmoral Dr E. Go to the bottom of the hill and you will see the park.
 
… or use technology!!!
 
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle- 8
Turkey- 8
Walker- 2
 
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 5.9
Turkey- 5.5
Walker- 3.6
 
Dog Friendly:
Park portion of trail is not dog friendly. What kind of park doesn’t allow dogs?
 
Stroller Friendly:
Walker Only
 
More Info:
It is a bit of a ballbuster as you can see. Eagle will have ropes! Be prepared for shiggy. Alpha hare even says eye protection, gloves, and pants wouldn’t hurt. There will be 8 beverage checks to celebrate the Maccabees Military Victory and the miracle of Hanukkah, Chanukah, Hanukah, Hannukah, Chanuka, Chanukkah, Hanuka, Channukah, Chanukka, Hanukka, Hannuka, Hannukkah, Channuka, Xanuka, Hannukka, Channukkah, Channukka, Chanuqa, Jewish Christmas… Jewmas. Bring change of shoes and clothes if you don’t wanna stink at brunch.
 
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