#55 Queen of the Jungle and Cum Brew Lay Hash Wedding

H4 Prelube #55:
Saturday 6:00pm, November, 21, 2015
The Light Horse in Old Town Alexandria. Walking distance from King St Metro (yellow line) http://www.thelighthorserestaurant.com/
 
H4 Trail #55:
Sunday 9:45 AM, November, 22, 2015
$5.00 US
A to A
Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away – 10:00AM SHARP!
 
Theme:
Queen of the Jungle and Cum Brew Lay Hash Wedding
 
Hare(s):
Just In Beaver, WAMPCO
 
Start:
Eisenhower Metro parking lot (Yellow Line)
 
Metro Accessibility:
Duh.
 
D'Erections:
Find your way to 495. 
If coming from Virginia:
Take exit 176B for Virginia 241 N/Telegraph Rd/Eisenhower Ave toward Alexandria. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for Eisenhower Avenue. Turn right onto Eisenhower Ave., turn right into Metro parking lot. Find clueless wankers, park, and hash.
 
If coming from Maryland:
Take exit 176B for Virginia 241 N/Telegraph Rd toward Alexandria. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for Pershing Ave. Turn right onto Stovall St. Take the 1st left onto Eisenhower Ave, turn right into Metro parking lot. Find clueless wankers, park, and hash.
 
Parking:
Yay for Sunday! Parking is free in the lot!
 
On On On Brunch:
Joe Theismann's
http://www.theismanns.com/home
(in homage to Joe, we're gonna torch a Cowboys jersey or two in the parking lot)
 
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 6 Miles
Turkey- 5 Miles
Penguin- 2.75 Miles
 
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 2
Turkey - 1
Penguin – 0
(what can I say, I hate shiggy)
 
Dog Friendly:
Technically Dogs aren’t allowed on parts of trail… but do what you want also no dogs at on-in
Brunch - no
 
Stroller Friendly:
Yes-each trail will have stroller marks if a work around is needed
 
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On