#56 4th Anal Happy Hungover Hanukkah Trail!

H4 Trail #56
Sunday 9:45am- Dec. 13th, 2015
$5.00 US
A to A’
Hares away – 9:45AM ish
Pack away – 10:00 AM ish
4th Anal Happy Hungover Hanukkah Trail!
We are celebrating the MacAbees Kicking Ass and Strange Voo Doo oil that lasts eight times longer than its one night expectancy.
GTO & Justin Beaver, The Spy Who Stabbed Me & WAMPCO
8355 Leesburg Pike, Vienna, VA 22182
The parking lot to the right of Marshalls near Tysons Corner.
Look for clueless wankers wandering aimlessly and pestering hapless passers-by for cheap beer…
Metro Accessibility:
YES! Greensboro Metro Station, Silver Line. Follow marks to start.
D'Erections:    https://goo.gl/maps/LnMZiFs26F72
Yay for Sunday!!!   Just Park at Start.  Or the Brunch location at Clydes  Walk to Start
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Clyde’s of Tysons Corner,  http://www.clydes.com/tysons#Events
It’s actually not expensive J
Brunch Specials:
Nearly all appetizers are under $10 ( i.e. wings are $5.95)
Most Brunch Items range from $11.95 to $13.95. Most other drinks are above $6.00.
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 6 Miles
Turkey- 5 Miles
Penguin - 3 Miles
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking & more risky)
Eagle- 8
Turkey- 7
Penguin- 3
Dog Friendly  &  Stroller friendly:
Eagle: Yes for dogs …. No for strollers
Turkey: Yes for dogs … No for strollers
Penguin: Yes for dogs…Yes for strollers.
Brunch: No for dogs…Yes for strollers.
More Info:  Park your car on the left side at Clydes. Gloves and dry bag recommended. Bag vehicle provided. Shiggy socks or pants recommended. Bring a HEAD LAMP! There will be eight (8) beverage checks.
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