#62 Finding GTO!

H4 Whale Trail Prelube #62
To inspire you…

Saturday 7:00pm- April 9th, 2016
To go with the theme…
7PM- Dinner at Moby Dick House of Kabob
8PM- The Big Cunt (Hunt)
9PM- Madhatter (dance party starts!)
10PM- Dirty Bar (Cage Dancing!)
11PM-Midtown (Site of Red Dress Debauchery of yesteryear)
Midnight- Sign of the Whale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
H4 Trail #62
Sunday 10:00 AM- April 10, 2015
$5.00 US
A to A Prime Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away – 10:00AM
 
Theme:
Finding GTO 

Hare(s):
Whales Vagina, Grinding Nemo, Pebbles for Pussy, Easy Bake and NOT GTO!!
 
Start:
Garden across from 3024 Tilden St NW, Washington, DC 20008 by Melvin C Hazen Park

 


Metro Accessibility:
Cleveland Park Metro (4 blocks)
 
D'Erections:
From Cleveland Park metro head north on Connecticut Ave and turn left onto Sedgwick St. maybe quarter mile.
Driving… use GPS!
 
Parking:
Yay for Sunday!!! 
Parking available around the park on Tilden St. NW, Sedgwick St. NW and Rodman St. NW
 
On On On Brunch:
Cleveland Park Bar and Grill. (13:00?). (13:00?)
 
Brunch Specials:
Happy Hour Prices… hold them to it! Manager said so!!! Assholes.
 
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle - 6.5 Miles
Turkey - 5 Miles
Penguin - 3 Miles
 
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 5
Turkey - 5
Penguin - 5
 
Dog Friendly:
Eagle – NO (kinda)
Turkey - Yes
Penguin - Yes
Brunch - NO
 
Stroller Friendly:
Eagle - NO
Turkey - NO
Penguin - Yes - Tough friendly
Brunch – Yes
 
More Info:
GTO was going to hare… now, where in the world is Carmen Trannyeigo?
 
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On