#7 New Year’s Hood Hash

H4 #7
Sunday 10:00 AM – January 6th, 2013
$10.00 US (brunch included)
A to B

Theme:
New Year’s Hood Hash
BYOG (you can guess what the G stands for)

Hare(s):
Vagina Repellent, G.T.O., Pounding My Privates, Pole Her Express

Start:
Southern Avenue Metro Station
1411 Southern Avenue
Temple Hills, MD 20748

On On On Brunch:
Same location as ON-IN (Hence the extra 5 bucks)

Brunch Specials:
It’s all gonna be special… we’re cooking for you wankers!

Parking:
Free at the metro on Sunday

Metro Accessibility:
Yes, we are starting there after all.

D'Erections:
From Metro: Southern Ave metro is on the green line. Don’t worry it’s safe (Vagina Repellent takes it every day to and from work) when you come off the metro go upstairs and as you come out of the turn style look for the escalator straight ahead. Take it to the top and follow markings to start. (In case of extreme weather after exiting the turn style go to the left and follow markings to start)

From I-495 in Virginia- Heading East toward Woodrow Wilson Bridge, take the local outer lanes of the beltway to exit 4A St Barnabas RD. Turn left on St Barnabas RD and continue straight until you get to Wheeler RD(you will go through 2 stoplights.) Turn left on Wheeler and continue to Southern Ave (second stop light.) Turn right on Southern Ave go through 1 stoplight and then follow the sign for the metro station on your right. Pull into the second left hand turn and look for wankers on your right. (In case of extreme weather follow road to underground parking lot on your left down the hill)
From I-495 in Maryland- Heading West toward Woodrow Wilson Bridge, take the local outer lanes of the beltway to exit 4B St Barnabas RD. Turn right onto St Barnabas RD. Go straight through 1 stop light and turn left on Wheeler and continue to Southern Ave (second stop light.) Turn right on Southern Ave go through 1 stoplight and then follow the sign for the metro station on your right. Pull into the second left hand turn and look for wankers on your right. (In case of extreme weather follow road to underground parking lot on your left down the hill)

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle- 8
Turkey- 6
Penguin- 3

Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 5.2 miles
Turkey- 4.5 miles
Penguin- 2.9 miles

Dog Friendly:
Yes, all dogs welcome but MUST be on leash at ON-IN

Stroller Friendly:
Only if you and your baby are FRIGGIN NUTS!!!

More Info:
Everyone will get some shiggy. Eagles and Turkeys make sure to bring a change of shoes and clothing. As you may have noticed the price is $10 this time around so don’t be shocked when you show up. The brunch will supplied to you but if your still hungry there is a Bojangles down the street… that’s how we roll in the hood!

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