#70 - Pre-ejaculection 2016

Optional H4 Prelube:

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Pre-lube:  Bonfire at Slumberjack and Stump Happens' house.  Address is 2430 Ridgehampton Ct. Reston VA 20191.  BYOB marshmallows will be provided.

H4 Trail #70
Sunday 9:30- November 6, 2016
$5.00
A to A’
Sign in - 9:30 AM
Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away – 10:00AM SHARP!

Theme:
Pre-ejaculection 2016 voter/wanker apocalypse! Come dressed as your preferred candidate! Or a previous president! Or your intended write-in candidate! Or your favorite farm animal! Whatever, just vote, goddammit!

Hare(s):
Stump Happens, Slumberjack, GTO

Start:
Parking lot of Safeway
2304 Hunters Woods Plaza
Reston, VA 20191

 

Metro Accessibility:
Whiele ave is approximately 3 miles away from start, so plan accordingly or find another wanker to pick you up from the metro.

D'Erections:
https://goo.gl/maps/RQ6xTDqxRGK2

Parking:
Yay for Sunday! Parking is free in the Safeway lot

On On On Brunch:
American Tap Room
1811 Library St
Reston, VA 20190
http://www.americantaproom.com/reston-menu/

Brunch specials:

$0.01...yes you read that right 1 cent mimosas when you buy buffet brunch $1.00 PBR, bloody mary's vimosas, and belenis, $2.00 pino gritio and merlot also when you buy buffet brunch.

Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 6.5 miles
Turkey- 5ish miles
Penguin- 2.75 miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 8
Turkey - 7
Penguin - 6

Dog Friendly:
Eagle - no
Turkey - noe
Penguin - yes, adventurous dogs added 
Brunch - no

Stroller Friendly:
Eagle - no
Turkey - no
Penguin - no
Brunch – yes

On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On