H4 Prelube #72
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Plenty of NYE hash-affiliated parties taking place…
There's PSA Party: https://www.facebook.com/events/1771867629757764/
Old Frederick H3 Party: https://www.facebook.com/events/557076447821910/
Then there's Dude's Party: https://www.facebook.com/events/1630680910559261/
H4 Trail #72
Sunday 10:00 AM- Sunday, January 1, 2017
A to A
Sign in 9:30AM
Hares away 9:45AM
Pack away 10:00AM SHARP!
The KISS trail! You figure it out, you wanker.
Deaf Lesbian, Duckbill Cookiepuss
1111 Staples Street North NW, Washington, D.C. 20002
Union Station Metro Station, Red Line
Take X2 down H Street, exit at 14th, walk to address
Yay for New Year’s Day, parking is free!
On On On Brunch:
None! On Out to Hangover Helper Hash!
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 3ish Miles
Turkey- 2 Miles
Penguin – 1 Mile
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
1 for all trails
Dog welcome on trails but not indoors at start/end location
Trails to be short so we can enjoy mimosas and skedaddle at noon for Hangover Helper Hash!
Hangover Helper Info:
The One, the Only, the Totally Expected 31th Anniversary Hangover Helper Hash will be held on (wait for it...)
January 1, 2017! (insert roaring crowd noise here)
Start Time: 1pm (1300 hours to that Happy Band of Brothers) SHARP! And we mean that. Just ask anyone who's done this before.
Cost: $20, because we're tired of making change. What do you get for that pittance?
Why do you keep coming? For the crap warm beer, tepid over-boiled food, un-raveling T-shirt with a trite saying, week-old oysters, what was the other thing?
Oh yeah - Trail! miles and miles of shiggy in bone-wrenching cold weather!
We promise trails, shoe sucking mud, water, and briars
Be sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes for the on-after.
Directions to Hangover Helper 2017
Where: McKeldin Area, Pataspsco State Park, Marriotsville MD
Directions: make your best way to I-70 west of Baltimore
Take exit 83 to Marriotsville Rd, North.
Proceed approximately 5 miles, park entrance is on your right.
Enter the park, pay the fee (you cheap bastards!), follow the road
counter-clockwise around the central field to Pavillion 501”
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On