H4 Prelube #93
Saturday, February 10th, 2018 8:00pm-11:00 pm
Clare and Don’s Beach Shack, 130 N Washington Street, Falls Church, VA 8-9:00 PM
Dogwood Tavern, 132 West Broad Street, Falls Church, VA 9-10:00 PM
Ireland’s Four Provinces, 105 West Broad Street, Falls Church, VA 10-11:00 PM
H4 Trail #93
Sunday 10:00 AM- February 11th, 2018
A to B
Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away – 10:00AM
GUARDIANS OF THE PHALLUS-Y
The first trail in a “double header” (HEAD! WOO HOO!) with White House H3, so cum run through McLean and Falls Church (or, as PUDJAM calls it, “the uncharted vastness of space”). Green and red face paint, raccoon or twig stick costumes, or Marvel Cinematic Universe attire optional. Stick around for the WH4 trail (Guardians of the Phallus-y: Vol. 2), which begins 100 yards from the H4 brunch location at 3pm!
Fish “Gamora” n’ Tits
Ginger “Star Lord” Snatch
Sir “Rocket” Lance-a-Little
Fing “Drax” errrgrgrgrrrr
Deaf “Groot” Lesbian
Drax’s Fortress: 1808 Anderson Road, Falls Church, VA
McLean Metro Station, Silver Line. Approximately a mile walk from the Metro to start.
From 495: Take the VA-7 E/Leesburg Pike/Falls Church exit. Coming off of the highway onto Route 7, it may be too dangerous/soon to take the left onto Lisle Avenue, so you may need to follow Route 7 heading towards Falls Church and turn around to make the turn. Once you turn on Lisle Avenue, follow the road up until the stoplights and make a right on Anderson Road.
From the Metro: eh, linking to the directions is way easier.
Yay for Sunday!!! There’s street parking along Anderson Road.
On On On Brunch:
Lost Dog Cafe - 1690A Anderson Road, Suite A, McLean, VA
Check out their menu and specials here.
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle - 6 Miles
Turkey- 4.5 Miles
Penguin - 2.5 Miles
Eagle - 6
Turkey - 4
Penguin - 2
Eagle - Tough dogs only
Turkey - Tough dogs only
Penguin - All dogs
Brunch - Ironically, dogs will have to stay outside.
Eagle - No
Turkey - No
Penguin - Yes
Brunch - Yes
White House H3 will start near H4 On After at 3pm. WE ARE GROOT.
ON “Day of Rest … F@ck That!” ON