#81 - The Climax of Tour is Near

H4 Prelube #81
It's Tour du Hash!...Go north and support the Charm City trail up in Baltimore!
 
H4 Trail #81
Sunday 10:00 AM- June 11th, 2017
$10.00 US
A to B
Sign in –  9:30AM
Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away – 10:00AM
 
Theme:
The Climax of Tour is Near
 
Hare(s):
Straight in the Navy, Grinding Nemo, Queen of the Jungle, and Cum Brew Lay
 
Start:
College Park Metro, follow marks to start
4931 Calvert Rd
College Park, MD 20740

 


 
Metro Accessibility:
College Park Metro Station, Green Line
https://www.wmata.com/rider-guide/stations/college-park.cfm
(check link to ensure no Metro dumpster fires)
 
D'Erections:
Hop on Metro...ride the Green Line and get off at College Park stop or just type address into GPS and listen to the directions given...
 
Parking:
Parking is free on Sundays.
 
On On On Brunch:
College Park VFW
5051 Branchville Rd
College Park, MD 20740
 
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 7 Miles
Turkey- 5 Miles
Penguin - 3.5 Miles
 
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 7
Turkey - 6
Penguin - 4
 
Dog Friendly:
Leashed dog yes for all, but you may want to ask the hares for a workaround
 
Stroller Friendly:
Eagle - No
Turkey – No
Penguin - Ask the hares for a workaround
Brunch - yep
 
More Info:
Hangover is returning to College Park, but they’re bringing you an all new adventure.
Be prepared for PI and ticks on trail, dry shoes are suggested for all trails...
And you may want to bring a headlamp. It’s not required...it could be helpful in spots.
 
Afterwards, conclude the Tour at BAH3’s 3pm trail!
 
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On

#29 Leg 3 of Tour duh Hash!

H4 Optional Prelube #29
Saturday ?:00pm- June 7, 2014
TBD!

H4 Trail #29 – Leg 3 of Tour duh Hash!
Sunday 10:00 AM- June 8, 2014
$10.00 US - Food will be provided
A to Z - Bag vehicle provided
Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away – 10:00AM
 
Theme:
It’s Tour, people! You know you will be there! Besides we have a helicopter and a Slip ‘N Slide.
 
Hares:
Vagina Repellent, Pounding My Privates, Camo Sutra, Fister Roboto

Start:
College Park Metro (use address below for GPS)
5100 Paint Branch Parkway
College Park, MD
 
Follow marks to start at the park & ride. Not the garage or the kiss & ride lot, you silly drunken wankers.
 
D'Erections:
From 495:
Take exit 23 and head south on Kenilworth Rd.
Turn right onto Paint Branch Rd.
Turn left onto River Rd.
Turn right into entrance to park and ride and look for wankers. 
 
Parking:
Sunday! It is free!
 
On On On Brunch:
VFW
5051 Branchville Rd
College Park, MD
 
Brunch Specials:
H4 will be providing food and opening a limited tab for pitchers of beer! 
If you want anything else (bottled beer), it’s pay-as-go.
After the tab runs out, draft beers are like $2.

Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 6ish miles
Turkey- 5ish miles
Penguin - shorter than the others

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle – 5
Turkey - 4
Penguin - 2
 
Dog Friendly:
Dogs are welcome on trail but not at the On-In. Sorry.
 
Stroller Friendly:
Shouldn’t be an issue but you may need help in places.
 
More Info:
It’s Tour, so expect the unexpected. It’s a long walk back to metro for your vehicle so make sure you pack your bag accordingly to be able to change and get your car. Greenbelt metro will be closer than College Park metro from the end. Parking is street parking at On-In and we should be able to accommodate most, but not all of us, who drive.
 
Stick around after brunch for Leg 4 of Tour duh Hash at 3PM with BAH3!
 
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On