#72 - The KISS trail!

H4 Prelube #72
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Plenty of NYE hash-affiliated parties taking place… 
There's PSA Party: https://www.facebook.com/events/1771867629757764/
Old Frederick H3 Party: https://www.facebook.com/events/557076447821910/
Then there's Dude's Party: https://www.facebook.com/events/1630680910559261/

H4 Trail #72
Sunday 10:00 AM- Sunday, January 1, 2017
$5.00 US
A to A
Sign in        9:30AM 
Hares away   9:45AM
Pack away    10:00AM SHARP!
The KISS trail! You figure it out, you wanker.
Deaf Lesbian, Duckbill Cookiepuss
1111 Staples Street North NW, Washington, D.C. 20002


Metro Accessibility:
Union Station Metro Station, Red Line
Take X2 down H Street, exit at 14th, walk to address
Yay for New Year’s Day, parking is free!
On On On Brunch:
None! On Out to Hangover Helper Hash!
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 3ish Miles
Turkey- 2 Miles
Penguin – 1 Mile
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking) 
1 for all trails
Dog Friendly:
Dog welcome on trails but not indoors at start/end location

Stroller Friendly: 
More Info:
Trails to be short so we can enjoy mimosas and skedaddle at noon for Hangover Helper Hash!

Hangover Helper Info:
The One, the Only, the Totally Expected 31th Anniversary Hangover Helper Hash will be held on (wait for it...)
January 1, 2017! (insert roaring crowd noise here)
Start Time: 1pm (1300 hours to that Happy Band of Brothers) SHARP! And we mean that. Just ask anyone who's done this before.
Cost: $20, because we're tired of making change. What do you get for that pittance? 
Why do you keep coming? For the crap warm beer, tepid over-boiled food, un-raveling T-shirt with a trite saying, week-old oysters, what was the other thing?

Oh yeah - Trail! miles and miles of shiggy in bone-wrenching cold weather!
We promise trails, shoe sucking mud, water, and briars
Be sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes for the on-after.

Directions to Hangover Helper 2017
Where: McKeldin Area, Pataspsco State Park, Marriotsville MD
Directions: make your best way to I-70 west of Baltimore
Take exit 83 to Marriotsville Rd, North.
Proceed approximately 5 miles, park entrance is on your right.
Enter the park, pay the fee (you cheap bastards!), follow the road
counter-clockwise around the central field to Pavillion 501”
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On