1111 Staples Street NE, Washington, D.C., 20002
Exit Union Station Metro, board X2 (east) on H Street, exit at 14th and stumble one block to start.
Find a frickin’ GPS already. We will be right behind the BP Gas station on Florida Ave NE
Yay for New Year’s Day! Park on the street near start.
On On On Brunch:
None. Go look on H Street, or better yet join us at the Hangover Helper trail.
None. We’ll have mimosas at On End, but again join us at the Hangover Helper trail afterwards
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle/Turkey- 3ish Miles
Penguin – 1.5 Miles
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 1
Turkey - 1
Penguin - 1
Eagle/Turkey/Penguin – yup
Eagle/Turkey/Penguin - yup
As per tradition, New Year’s Day trail will be KISS because we’ll head (HEAD! WOO HOO!) to the annual Hangover Helper hash. We will be finishing End Circle before noon, giving you plenty of time to get to the Hangover Helper trail
“Hangover Helper Trail info"
The One, the Only, the Totally Expected 32th Anniversary Hangover Helper
Hash will be held on (wait for it...)
January 1, 2018! (insert roaring crowd noise here)
Start Time: 1pm (1300 hours to that Happy Band of Brothers) SHARP! And we mean that. Just ask anyone who's done this before.
Cost: $20 because we're tired of making change. What do you get for that pittance?
Why do you keep coming? For the crap warm beer, tepid over-boiled food, un-raveling T-shirt with a trite saying, week-old curious oysters, what was the other thing?
oh yeah - Trail! miles and miles of shiggy in bone-wrenching cold weather!
We promise trails, shoe sucking mud, water, and briars.
Be sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes for the on-after.
Directions to Hangover Helper 2018
Start: Patuxent River State Park, near 23200 Georgia Ave / Roxbury Mill Ave, Brookeville MD. At the point where State Rt 97 crosses the Patuxent River.
From the DC Beltway: make your best way to Georgia Ave / Rt 97. Proceed north approximately 20 Miles.
Look for state park sign and parking lot on west side of road, south bank of the river.
Park and Hash.
From Baltimore, Frederick etc.: make your best way to the intersection of I-70 and Rt 97 (Cooksville). Proceed south approximately 6 Miles. Look for parking lot as above
PARKING IS LIMITED PLEASE CARPOOL!”
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On