#65: A Mid-Summer Subterranean Hash!

H4 Prelube:
Saturday, June 16, 2016
 
Two options: 

$25 gets you 5 drinks and a hangover.

Start:
Kelly’s Irish Time
14 F St NW,
Washington, DC 20001

  • Charm City H3 hosts Full Moon in Baltimore. They sez:

Hash Cash: $6 

Start:
Brew House No. 16
831 N Calvert St,
Baltimore, MD 21202

 

http://www.brewhouseno16.com

It’s just a couple of blocks from Penn Station. (NOTE: there is a SMALL chance we will be changing the start location but it will be in generally same area.)
Pre-lube is at 12:30 pm. Pack away at 1:30 pm SHARP! SOVIET TIME!

Trail will go through this year's Baltimore Artscape Festival, America's largest free arts festival attracting 350,000+ attendees over three days. It features 150+ fine artists, fashion designers and craftspeople. Visual art exhibits are on and off-site.
During trail, we will also be crashing a no-pants flash mob(!!!) that is scheduled to start near the entrance of the festival.
 
Hares: Fuck a Duck, Black Don’t Quack, and Just Ben. Hare contact:
818-584-6016; 617-852-2574
 
Hares' notes: Trail is safe for large and small pants-less humans but leave the dogs and cats at home. While pants-lessness is strongly encouraged, you MUST wear some kind of underwear on the festival grounds. No nudity will be allowed at all. There will be a lot of police presence at the festival, so keep that in mind. Dry bag is encouraged.”


H4 Trail #65
 
Sunday 10:00 AM- July 17, 2016
$5.00 US
A to A
 
Sign in at *9:30AM*
Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away* – 10:00AM SHARP!*
 
Theme:
A Mid-Summer Subterranean Hash
 
Hare(s):
Deaf Lesbian, Fingerrer, Doc Cockulas
 
Start:

Parking lot of Dunn Loring Park: https://goo.gl/maps/b4a82Qmh6EL2

If you can't get a spot at the park, then you can park at the Dunn Loring-Merrifield Metro Station (orange line) or
Stenwood Elementary School

2700 Gallows Road
Vienna, VA 22180

Follow marks to start
Metro Accessibility:
Yup.
 
D'Erections:
https://goo.gl/maps/b4a82Qmh6EL2
 
Parking:
Yay for Sunday!
Plenty of free parking at Dunn Loring Metro station
 
On On On Brunch:
Ovvio Osteria
2727 Merrilee Dr.
Merrifield, VA 22031
http://ovvioosteria.com/
 
Brunch Specials:
$1 Mimosas, $3 Bloody Marys
 
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 6ish miles
Turkey- 4ish miles
Penguin- 3ish miles

Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 1
Turkey - 1
Penguin - 1

Dog Friendly:
Eagle - Yup
Turkey - Yup
Penguin - Yup
Brunch - Nope

Stroller Friendly:
Eagle - Nay
Turkey - Nay
Penguin - Yup
Brunch - Yup
 
More Info:
This trail will be live-hared in full.
 
HEADLAMP/FLASHLIGHT mandatory. There will be water; bring a dry bag.
 
This is a double-header (head! WOO HOO!). Hillbilly H3 will start in the same parking lot at 1469 (3:09PM). H4 hares will continue as hares for Hillbilly H3 trail.
https://sites.google.com/site/hillbillyh3/home

 

#56 4th Anal Happy Hungover Hanukkah Trail!

H4 Trail #56
Sunday 9:45am- Dec. 13th, 2015
$5.00 US
A to A’
Hares away – 9:45AM ish
Pack away – 10:00 AM ish
 
Theme:
4th Anal Happy Hungover Hanukkah Trail!
We are celebrating the MacAbees Kicking Ass and Strange Voo Doo oil that lasts eight times longer than its one night expectancy.
 
Hare(s):
GTO & Justin Beaver, The Spy Who Stabbed Me & WAMPCO
 
Start:
8355 Leesburg Pike, Vienna, VA 22182
The parking lot to the right of Marshalls near Tysons Corner.
Look for clueless wankers wandering aimlessly and pestering hapless passers-by for cheap beer…
 
Metro Accessibility:
YES! Greensboro Metro Station, Silver Line. Follow marks to start.
 
D'Erections:    https://goo.gl/maps/LnMZiFs26F72
 
Parking:
Yay for Sunday!!!   Just Park at Start.  Or the Brunch location at Clydes  Walk to Start
 
On On On Brunch:
Clyde’s of Tysons Corner,  http://www.clydes.com/tysons#Events
It’s actually not expensive J
 
Brunch Specials:
Nearly all appetizers are under $10 ( i.e. wings are $5.95)
Most Brunch Items range from $11.95 to $13.95. Most other drinks are above $6.00.
 
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 6 Miles
Turkey- 5 Miles
Penguin - 3 Miles
 
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking & more risky)
Eagle- 8
Turkey- 7
Penguin- 3
 
Dog Friendly  &  Stroller friendly:
Eagle: Yes for dogs …. No for strollers
Turkey: Yes for dogs … No for strollers
Penguin: Yes for dogs…Yes for strollers.
Brunch: No for dogs…Yes for strollers.
 
More Info:  Park your car on the left side at Clydes. Gloves and dry bag recommended. Bag vehicle provided. Shiggy socks or pants recommended. Bring a HEAD LAMP! There will be eight (8) beverage checks.
 
BRING A HEADLAMP!           BRING A HEADLAMP!      BRING A HEADLAMP!
 
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t!" On