#25 Chili Cook-off and Super Bowl Tri-Fuckta!

Optional H4 Prelube #25
Saturday 4:00pm- (February 1, 2014)

DC Rollergirls Roller Derby Double Header with Beaver Receiver. Two bouts (Beaver's team will be in the second, the Majority Whips) at DC Armory. Matches start at 4:00PM and the cost is about $15. 

Check out the website: http://www.dcrollergirls.com Also, they serve beer.
2001 East Capitol St SE, Washington, DC 20003 or take the Stadium Armory Metro (duh).
 
Afterwards (8:00-8:30?), we'll party with the roller derby girls at Trusty's.
1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE, Washington, DC 20003 or take Potomac Ave Metro.
 

H4 Trail #25
Sunday 10:00 AM- (February 2, 2014)

$20.00 USD – Includes three trails (Hangover, Hillbilly, Fredericksburg Urban) and an entry in the football pool. Other football pool squares are $5 each. If you miss a trail, you will get a $5 discount per missed trail.

A to B – Bag vehicle will be provided. If you come late, come to the original start. The hares will provide shuttle to the next trail. 

Hares away – 9:45AM
Pack away – 10:00AM
 
Theme:
Chili Cook-off and Super Bowl Tri-Fuckta!
 
Hare(s):
F5, Straight in the Navy, Camo Sutra, Rektal Spielunker
 
Start:
Lake Ridge Middle School
12350 Mohican Rd
Woodbridge, VA 22192
 
Metro Accessibility:
Nope.
 
D'Erections:
GPS Address above. Look for wankers standing around.
 
Parking:
Lake Ridge Middle School parking lot.
 
On On On Brunch:
“Brunch” will be the chili cook-off after the FUH3 trail. There will be snacks at the end of the Hangover trail, but eat a hearty breakfast if you plan on doing all three trails.
 
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 4.3 Miles
Turkey- 3.2 Miles
Penguin (Walkers) - 2.6 Miles
 
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle - 4
Turkey - 4
Penguin - 4
 
Dog Friendly:
Eagle - Yes
Turkey - Yes
Penguin - Yes
Brunch - I have a back yard that dogs are allowed in, but it's not very big. Also, consider the weather when deciding if you want your dog outside the whole time.
 
Stroller Friendly:
Eagle - No
Turkey - No
Penguin - No
Brunch - No
 
More Info:
There will be water crossings. Bring dry clothes and shoes.

Wear your team's NFL jersey.

#12 Cinco de Mayo Mother's Day

H4 Trail #12
Sunday 10:00 AM- (May, 5, 2013)
$5.00 US
A to A Prime
Bag vehicle provided
 
Theme:
Come join the hares from MVH3 (H4's mother hash) for the Cinco de Mayo Mother's Day Prelube Trail.  As part of the theme, hashers can bring their mothers for free or bring their mother's favorite tequila and run for free.
 
Hare(s):
Deep Throat, Hot Lips Houlihan, Can’t Keep It Shut, Sandblast
 
Start:
Target
2460 Prince William Pky,
Woodbridge, VA 22192
 
On On On Brunch:
El Paso Mexican Restaurant
3031 Golansky Blvd
Woodbridge, VA 22192
703-878-2856
 
Parking:
In front of Target and to the side of Wendy’s
 
Metro Accessibility:
Not metro accessible unless you choose to ride the bus
 
D'Erections: 
From the North:
Take I 95 South toward Richmond
Take Exit 158B toward Manassas (VA-294 N/VA-3000 W Prince William Pkwy)
Look for Target and Wendy’s on your right.
Park and Hash
 
From the North:
Take I 95 South toward Richmond
Take Exit 158B toward Manassas (VA-294 N/VA-3000 W Prince William Pkwy)
Look for Target and Wendy’s on your right.
Park and Hash
 
From the West:
Take VA-286/Fairfax County Pkwy/West Ox Road
Merge onto VA-286 S/VA-7100 S/John F Jack Herrity Pkwy/Fairfax County Pkwy toward Fairfax County Pkwy/Springfield
Take Ox Rd South/VA-123 ramp
Turn left onto Ox Rd/VA 123 S. – continue to follow
Take I 95 South toward Fredericksburg
Take Exit 158B toward Manassas (VA-294 N/VA-3000 W Prince William Pkwy
Look for Target and Wendy’s on your right.
Park and Hash
 
Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking)
Eagle- 7
Turkey- 7
Penguin- 2
 
Trail Length (Approx):
Eagle- 4.5 Miles
Turkey- 4.0 Miles
Penguin- 3 Miles
 
Dog Friendly:
Walkers Dog Friendly but not welcome at On After
 
Stroller Friendly:
Walkers trail stroller friendly
 
On "Day of Rest… Fuck Th@t" On